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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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