How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A ginger was with his friends

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

I ponder

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Pickles

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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