- Anti Joke

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

I ponder

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

A new restaurant KKKcake

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.