yo momma so fat that she's fat

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

how now brown cow. WTF.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Woman.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Republicans

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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