what's brown and sticky? A stick

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Lil Wayne

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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God is real

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Black History Month

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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