Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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poop is very very yummy.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Yes.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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