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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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