What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Matty B

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why? Because!

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Garry Glitters on here

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

An English man walks into a pub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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