Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Dick spice

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

19th amendment

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