What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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colby doesnt shave

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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That's not what she said.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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