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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

monkey sponge

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

mark is mark

why do you care?

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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