- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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