- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

your father died

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Keep up the fun Nero!

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Stop being a centipede

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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