You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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