http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the chicken cross the road?

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I have a crush on my dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

thumb_up thumb_down -47

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +60

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Womens Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

thumb_up thumb_down +50

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

thumb_up thumb_down +48

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops