- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

my friend is gay hes gay

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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