I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

2 women were sitting quietly

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

hey bill!

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

fart+fart=poop

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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