- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Its true, he didnt write that!!

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Life is an elephant, get married.

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