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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Womens rights

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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