How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Anti Joke

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