- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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