Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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