- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Heartlight

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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