Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Women's Rights.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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