- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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