What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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I am on a escalator.

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