- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

You are Nerochan right?

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

knock knock who's there police

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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