- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Gay's rights

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

It burns when I pee sometimes.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

WNBA

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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