Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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obama

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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