What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

vagina, hehehehehehehe

ecks! why zee?

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

WNBA

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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