what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Women's rights

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Women have the right to vote.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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