Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Yo mamas so fat

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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