How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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miley cyrus

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Matt is not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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