Get in the Batmobile.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Take off your shoes.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

This one time at band camp....

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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