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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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