A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Shut the cork up!

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Wade

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Women.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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