- Anti Joke

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed