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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

I lost my tractor.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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