- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Obama

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

shea kisses a girl

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Women Driving.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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