What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Penis.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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