Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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oh hiya come in

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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This site is easy to upload to...

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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