What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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