What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

FUCK YOU NEVEN

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

What's a small person? A midget

That didn't hurt.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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