- Anti Joke

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist