What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Yes.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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involved parents.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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