- Anti Joke

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Joay impistato is a fig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Joay impistato is a fig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week