Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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YOLO.

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dislike this...please.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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