You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Joe Biden

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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kiss me?

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Anti Joke

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