- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

the comment about daniel was fron brock

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

what do u call a black person by his name

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What do you call a black priest? Father

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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