a potato flew around my room

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Japan called... They need help.

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Poop

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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