A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Jason Connor.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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