Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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