Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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I killed someone today. :D

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Stop being a centipede

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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